About a month or two or three before their birthdays, it always happens:
the kids change.
Suddenly they morph - usually before we're ready - into a different kid. We are often found with our mouths hanging open, a little unsure whether to laugh or cry at their new personalities. The change is exciting and most definitely entertaining, but it's always with a little sadness that we say goodbye to the kid we just knew for a year or so, and say hello to the new one.
This is what's happened with Josh this November.*
I can't find my two year old anywhere. He's most definitely now three. His brain works differently than it used to. He's into numbers, letters, and trying to tell time. He can spell his name and mine on his own now. He has massive amounts of energy. He's into 'catch phrases' and copying his sister to drive her nuts, making up pretend voices, choosing his own food from the fridge, getting into things he shouldn't (he didn't do that when he was two!), and 'hooking things'...anything will do...even my lamp!
Or the tree, for that matter.
His words were, "That's QUITE the rope!"
(I actually BOUGHT this leash for Josh at the thrift store. The ultimate toy for our boy-dog.)
He's kind of...naughty. But most of the time, it's a really hilarious kind of naughty. Like, a three-year-old -boy-should-probably-be-doing-these-sorts-of-things-if-he's-healthy kind of naughty.
I often tell Rob it's a good thing Josh is so incredibly funny, or we'd be...well, grumpy, I guess!
The other night I forgot to go in to say goodnight to Josh after Rob had tucked him in. At 9:00 he was still awake - with his light on - so Rob went to see what he was doing. He was laying in bed singing, waiting for me to come! I went in there and snuggled him and said, "Sorry Josh! I forgot to come say goodnight! Silly mommy!"
Josh, with a serious face but a twinkle in his eye: "Mommy, you're not silly."
Me: "I'm not? Then what am I?"
Josh: "You're NAUGHTY!"
Josh saunters into the kitchen one evening and says, "Know what mommy? The NEST is APART!"
And I say, "Really?" and think "Huh? What's this kid talking about?"
So I ask Rob if he knows what nest is apart, and Rob says he's just prayed with Josh about HOLINESS! Or shall we say, "hole-y-nest"?
Here's a sample of one-liners from our Joshy-Bosh:
"Mommy, did you poop? TELL ME THE TRUTH!"
Response to everything we ask him to do: "OHHH NOT AGAIN!" (his shoulders droop nearly to the floor - as does his lip - when he says this. He says this even if he's never done that particular task before. He does not get away with this response. :)
(Wants to tell me something) "I have to tell you a keschun" (question)
(Drops something on the floor) "Oh no, pagettio."
(Pulling up his pants) "Up, up and AWAY!"
(Leaving the house) "Let's ROCK AND ROLL, Mommy!"
(Gets distracted by playing and comes back upstairs) "Sorry I'm late!"
(I brought clean snow inside for Josh to eat so he'd stop eating it off our shoes)
(Sitting down to watch Thomas the train), "Thomas is so COOL....and compassonit!" (compassionate)
(About Micah) "Micah is a cute as a little lamb!" and "When Micah grows up, he's going to be called JOSH!"
And my all time favourite:
"When I was a reindeer, my name was NONKO!"
Josh, I think me and 'the new you' are going to have some good times. Let's rock and roll age 3! :)
* Josh's birthday is actually in January.